What a deal! Pizza and poutine and a drink for $14.99. Okay, I bet that doesn't include the cost of the ambulance to the hospital after you eat all that.
Ambulance? More like a hearse and no hurry, Newshawk. Pizza and poutine, a couple-tree beers (as they say in Nancy's home town), and just get me to the cemetery in time for Resurrection Day.
Wait, I notice it's a small pizza and a small poutine. The voice of moderation!
What a deal! Pizza and poutine and a drink for $14.99. Okay, I bet that doesn't include the cost of the ambulance to the hospital after you eat all that.
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Ambulance? More like a hearse and no hurry, Newshawk. Pizza and poutine, a couple-tree beers (as they say in Nancy's home town), and just get me to the cemetery in time for Resurrection Day.
Wait, I notice it's a small pizza and a small poutine. The voice of moderation!
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